I can't live without ...

Sanity   1 vote - 1 %
Masturbation   18 votes - 26 %
Water   6 votes - 8 %
You   6 votes - 8 %
Toilet Paper   5 votes - 7 %
My Guitar   3 votes - 4 %
My Body   5 votes - 7 %
A/C   3 votes - 4 %
Boobies   16 votes - 23 %
WIPO   4 votes - 5 %
 
67 Total Votes
"Masturbation saved my life". by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #1 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 07:37:53 AM EST
Shouldn't the poll be multiselect?




It should be ... by me0w (4.00 / 4) #2 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 08:51:02 AM EST
But I am a cruel mistress and am forcing people to choose only one answer.


"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni
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Harsh! by Breaker (4.00 / 2) #4 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 09:03:46 AM EST
NT


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Oh! me0w! My Queen! by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #9 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 03:43:31 PM EST
I'm ready fo rmy body cavity search!
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I was nervous as a child. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Jun 26, 2008 at 05:32:31 PM EST


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Punished with love? by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #11 Thu Jun 26, 2008 at 08:30:46 PM EST
And rewarded with hate?


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i said my guitar... by clock (4.00 / 4) #3 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 08:54:26 AM EST
...but even that is a form of masturbation.  hmmm...with the exception of water, i think they're all really masturbation.

then again, if me0w made the poll...


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface



A clear winner already by Phage (4.00 / 1) #5 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 09:49:13 AM EST
With twice the votes of masturbation ! This really is a virtual pub.

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WIPO: my radio! by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #6 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 11:01:50 AM EST





Boobies! by Gedvondur (4.00 / 1) #7 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 11:05:10 AM EST
I love me some Boobies!

Gedvondur
"If you do not sin, then you too may some day float like a big pink Goodyear blimp of The Lord." -theboz


I really can't live without by blixco (4.00 / 2) #8 Wed Jun 25, 2008 at 02:33:49 PM EST
water, and neither can you!

Oh...wait...are you talking about water as the drink or as the substance (ie water in other things like coffee or tea or sodas)?

D/R - boobies is the real answer.
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BOOOBEEEEES! [nt] by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #12 Sun Jun 29, 2008 at 01:00:08 PM EST


"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat


My puppy. by Lady Jane (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 05:05:56 PM EST
Link to Rizzo's update.

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By the poll results so far by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #14 Tue Jul 01, 2008 at 06:21:32 AM EST
We're a bunch of wankers.